This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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