Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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