so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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