Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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