FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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