On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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