do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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