Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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