In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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