He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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