i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Randomize