i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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