so that wasnt chicken after all
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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