party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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