I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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