I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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