Sry I called you an 8
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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