how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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