I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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