The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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