why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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