i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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