drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
home. puking in laundry basket.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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