Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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