I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
