Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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