You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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