that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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