just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He better not be in your backpack
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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