remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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