I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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