i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world