Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  Cold hands, warm shart.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): Cold hands, warm shart. http://tfl.nu/a5c8
  Replies (3) Good night (1270) Bad night (3596)
• Favorite

  (650): View more from California

  dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning

  (805): View more from California

  1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (650): dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning (805): 1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992. http://tfl.nu/ljqj
  Replies (31) Good night (4827) Bad night (919)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point. http://tfl.nu/cpsh
  Replies (31) Good night (2523) Bad night (3209)
• Favorite

  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (506): Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT! http://tfl.nu/lyyu
  Replies (3) Good night (929) Bad night (3723)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster. http://tfl.nu/tawm
  Replies (14) Good night (7587) Bad night (1074)
• Favorite

  (514): View more from Quebec

  Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (514): Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta. http://tfl.nu/sa2y
  Replies (42) Good night (14733) Bad night (1173)
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time. http://tfl.nu/r3pt
  Replies (9) Good night (5024) Bad night (1315)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form. http://tfl.nu/if3v
  Replies (14) Good night (5118) Bad night (2851)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger" http://tfl.nu/ftph
  Replies (20) Good night (4362) Bad night (1186)
• Favorite

  (707): View more from California

  just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (707): just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved. http://tfl.nu/zste
  Replies (20) Good night (9866) Bad night (1066)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again http://tfl.nu/8daz
  Replies (14) Good night (3179) Bad night (2229)
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Sidenote...no idea how to salsa

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing (502): Sidenote...no idea how to salsa http://tfl.nu/2bal
  Replies (2) Good night (1694) Bad night (678)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave http://tfl.nu/1hv2
  Replies (1) Good night (972) Bad night (506)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled. http://tfl.nu/0c1d
  Replies (3) Good night (667) Bad night (398)
• Favorite

  (607): View more from New York

  I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (607): I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time. http://tfl.nu/1wgm
  Replies (1) Good night (474) Bad night (157)

Randomize