she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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