i don't like sucking hair
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me