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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.

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• (646): View more from New York

  How was the rest of your night?

  (917): View more from New York City

  A little fuzzy and a lot naked.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.

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• (619): View more from California

  there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.

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  I think we have a problem.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Should I go sleeveless of strapless?

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  Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.

  (907): View more from Alaska

  you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world

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