Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work

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(315): View more from New York

my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE

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(916): View more from California

this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.

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(816): View more from Missouri

critical mistake not lubing the nipples

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(828): View more from North Carolina

If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?

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(209): View more from California

I can't put those talents on a resume

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?

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