If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk