I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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