You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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