Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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