You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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