she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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