plz talk dirty to me
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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