so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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