You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
then he tried to convert me to islam
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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