i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
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Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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