i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
What happened to fro yo and sex?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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