Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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