I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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