ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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