Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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