Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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