Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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