I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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