just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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