we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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