When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Sext me about skeletons
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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