Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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