She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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