Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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