i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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