Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just pee around me
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
