One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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